15 Funny Dialogues From Akshay Kumar Toilet Ek Prem Katha

15 Funny Dialogues From Akshay Kumar's "Toilet Ek Prem Katha"

1. Ek To Manglik,
Uper Se Kundli Main Dosh
Ye Bhains Hi Bachayegi Iska
Jeewan Sankat....!

2. Haan Bhabi, Chalo
Sava Chaar Ho Gaye
Sab Intezaar Kar Rahe Hain,
Lota Party Me Tumhare
"WELCOME KA"

3. Oh Bhai Sahab,
Seede Baat Kro Yahan..
Badtameez Keh Do Madam,
Bhai Sahab Na Kaho Plz...

4. Ab To Bas Mangal
Hi Mangal Hoyego
Mangal Kya, Ab
To Bhaiya Dangal Karego..

5. Ek Shauch Ke Liye Itna Gussa?

6. Unhone Toh Meri Kismat
Ghusalkhane Me Baith
Ke Likhi Hogi
Hm, To Upar Se
Flush Aur Kar Diya...!

7. Jis Aangan Me Tulsi Lagaate Hain
Vahan Shauch Karna Shuru Kar Dein..?

8. Apni Aurar Ka Sab Ke Saamne
Pardarshan Karna Dharm Hai?
Ya Khule Me Hagne Me Bahot
Shuddhi Hai..?

9. Mard To Ghar Ke Piche Baith Jate Hain
Par Hum To Aurtein Hain,
Hume To Har Cheez Ke Liye
Zada Mehnat Karni Padegi..!

10. Ab To Biwi Vapis Aye Na Aye,
Sandass To La Ke Chhoduga Is
Gaon Me "Radhe Radhe"...!

11. Biwi Pass Chahye,
To Ghr Me Sandass "Chahye"..!

12. Ye Jo Aap Gareebon ka Khana Khate Hain,
Isey Nikaale "Kahan" Hai...!

13. If You Change Nothing,
"Nothing" Will Change..!

14. Aashiqon Ne Aashiqi Ke Liye "Taj Mahal"
Bana Diya Saala Hum Ik Sandass Na Banna Sakein..!

15. Dikh Raho Hai Kya Babuji?
Jwala Phoot "Rhi Hai" Andar...