Shubh Mangal Saavdhan Dialogues Ayushmann Khurrana and Bhumi Pednekar

 Shubh Mangal Saavdhan Movie Dialogues: Ayushmann Khurrana and Bhumi Pednekar

1. Usne bhi mujhe chuaa hai. Yeh dekho nishaan. One side nahin hai hamara pyaar yaar.

2. Aurat ka shareer rahasya ka khazana hota hai. Ek bandh goofa mein rehta hai. Aur yeh goofa kab khulti hai pata hai?

Jab koi ‘khulja sim sim’ bolta hai Mummy,

Nahin nahin nahin nahin. Suhaagraat waale din khulti hai aur chaalis chor ke liye nahin khulti. Sirf Alibaba ke liye khulti hai.

Aur agar Alibaba goofa tak pahuche hi na toh?

3. Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na, dimaag hi kharaab hai. Nahin, shakal chooze bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif.

Khud toh aam-vaam chuss ke nikal jayengi aur saara pressure hamare pe aa jata hai!

4. Woh mera launda hai. Uska kuch bhi nanha sa nahin ho sakta.

5. “Pairi pauna, Papaji.”

“Pairi pauna chodo. Yeh jo aadha pauna bacha hai na aapka, woh sambhaalo aap.”

Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar, Dialogues, Features, Hitesh Kewalya, Shubh Mangal Saavdhan

Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar, Dialogues, Features, Hitesh Kewalya, Shubh Mangal Saavdhan