Aaj Raahul Gaandhee Kisaanon Se 4 Ghante Milee .....
3 Ghante to Kisaan Unhe Samajhaate Rahe ki Gehoon Ka Koee Ped Nahin hota.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Soniya Behoos hote hote baachee jab raahul ne puchha .....
Mom, ye Kisaan khetee kyon karate hain ..?
Anaaj Dukaan Se Kyon Nahin Khareed Lete .. !
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Raahul Gaandhee ko 2 Ghante Sunne Ke Baad kisaanon ne 100-100 rupe ikatthe kie aur
Soniya Gaandhee ko Dete huye bole ki ...
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Maidam Muvaaja to Aapko bhee Milana Chaahiye......
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Kyonki
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"Phasal" to Aapaki Bhee Kharaab hui Hai.....
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Raahul Kisaan se ....
Aap paas kitane jameen hai
Kisaan: Hajoor, 15 Beegha ...
Raahul: Vo kitane Hoti Hain?
Kisaan Bahut Sochane ke Baad: Aaap ke Jeeja Jee ke jameen ke chhote kone jitanee..!
Raahul: ohah !!! To Aap kya Ugaate Hain .....?
Kisaan: Kapaas
Raahul: Vo kya Hota hai?
Kisaan: Jee Jisse Aap Ka Kurta banata hai ....
Raahul: To Aap kurte kee khetee karate ho ....
Aur, Kya hai Aapke Paas?
Kisaan: Jee, 2 Bail hain?
Raahul: Good......
Kitana Doodh Dete Hai?
kisaan: Aatmahatya karava kar hee maanega kya?
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
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Raahul Gaandhee ne Amethee Ke Kisaanon Se Poochha ki ...
Itni Motee Ghaas !! 🌾🌾
Kya Baahar se Beej Mangwaya hai? 🌾🌾
😳 Kisan - Ghaas nhi Ganne ki Phasal hai. 🌱🎋🎋
Raahul - Achchha! Gud Vaala Ganna🍘🎋
😠 Kisan - Haan
Raahul Gaandhee - Abhee esh me Gud Lagaana Shuroo Nahin Hua .... ??
Kab Tak Gagega ?? 🍘🍘🎋
Kisaan - Jab Aapako Pradhaan Mantree Banege Tab .....
😡😖😫😤😤
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