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Monday, 18 December 2017
Tuesday, 31 October 2017
Rahul Gandhi Latest Funny Jokes
Navi Sansrwal
10:22
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Rahul Gandhi Latest Funny Jokes, Rahul Gandhi's Best Joke of the year, Rahul Gandhi funny jokes in hindi, Funny rahul gandhi jokes in hindi, Funny rahul gandhi and Kishan jokes.
Aaj Raahul Gaandhee Kisaanon Se 4 Ghante Milee .....
3 Ghante to Kisaan Unhe Samajhaate Rahe ki Gehoon Ka Koee Ped Nahin hota.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Soniya Behoos hote hote baachee jab raahul ne puchha .....
Mom, ye Kisaan khetee kyon karate hain ..?
Anaaj Dukaan Se Kyon Nahin Khareed Lete .. !
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Raahul Gaandhee ko 2 Ghante Sunne Ke Baad kisaanon ne 100-100 rupe ikatthe kie aur
Soniya Gaandhee ko Dete huye bole ki ...
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Maidam Muvaaja to Aapko bhee Milana Chaahiye......
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Kyonki
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"Phasal" to Aapaki Bhee Kharaab hui Hai.....
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Raahul Kisaan se ....
Aap paas kitane jameen hai
Kisaan: Hajoor, 15 Beegha ...
Raahul: Vo kitane Hoti Hain?
Kisaan Bahut Sochane ke Baad: Aaap ke Jeeja Jee ke jameen ke chhote kone jitanee..!
Raahul: ohah !!! To Aap kya Ugaate Hain .....?
Kisaan: Kapaas
Raahul: Vo kya Hota hai?
Kisaan: Jee Jisse Aap Ka Kurta banata hai ....
Raahul: To Aap kurte kee khetee karate ho ....
Aur, Kya hai Aapke Paas?
Kisaan: Jee, 2 Bail hain?
Raahul: Good......
Kitana Doodh Dete Hai?
kisaan: Aatmahatya karava kar hee maanega kya?
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
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Raahul Gaandhee ne Amethee Ke Kisaanon Se Poochha ki ...
Itni Motee Ghaas !! 🌾🌾
Kya Baahar se Beej Mangwaya hai? 🌾🌾
😳 Kisan - Ghaas nhi Ganne ki Phasal hai. 🌱🎋🎋
Raahul - Achchha! Gud Vaala Ganna🍘🎋
😠 Kisan - Haan
Raahul Gaandhee - Abhee esh me Gud Lagaana Shuroo Nahin Hua .... ??
Kab Tak Gagega ?? 🍘🍘🎋
Kisaan - Jab Aapako Pradhaan Mantree Banege Tab .....
😡😖😫😤😤
Aaj Raahul Gaandhee Kisaanon Se 4 Ghante Milee .....
3 Ghante to Kisaan Unhe Samajhaate Rahe ki Gehoon Ka Koee Ped Nahin hota.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Soniya Behoos hote hote baachee jab raahul ne puchha .....
Mom, ye Kisaan khetee kyon karate hain ..?
Anaaj Dukaan Se Kyon Nahin Khareed Lete .. !
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Raahul Gaandhee ko 2 Ghante Sunne Ke Baad kisaanon ne 100-100 rupe ikatthe kie aur
Soniya Gaandhee ko Dete huye bole ki ...
.
.
Maidam Muvaaja to Aapko bhee Milana Chaahiye......
.
.
.
Kyonki
.
.
.
"Phasal" to Aapaki Bhee Kharaab hui Hai.....
**********
Raahul Kisaan se ....
Aap paas kitane jameen hai
Kisaan: Hajoor, 15 Beegha ...
Raahul: Vo kitane Hoti Hain?
Kisaan Bahut Sochane ke Baad: Aaap ke Jeeja Jee ke jameen ke chhote kone jitanee..!
Raahul: ohah !!! To Aap kya Ugaate Hain .....?
Kisaan: Kapaas
Raahul: Vo kya Hota hai?
Kisaan: Jee Jisse Aap Ka Kurta banata hai ....
Raahul: To Aap kurte kee khetee karate ho ....
Aur, Kya hai Aapke Paas?
Kisaan: Jee, 2 Bail hain?
Raahul: Good......
Kitana Doodh Dete Hai?
kisaan: Aatmahatya karava kar hee maanega kya?
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
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Raahul Gaandhee ne Amethee Ke Kisaanon Se Poochha ki ...
Itni Motee Ghaas !! 🌾🌾
Kya Baahar se Beej Mangwaya hai? 🌾🌾
😳 Kisan - Ghaas nhi Ganne ki Phasal hai. 🌱🎋🎋
Raahul - Achchha! Gud Vaala Ganna🍘🎋
😠 Kisan - Haan
Raahul Gaandhee - Abhee esh me Gud Lagaana Shuroo Nahin Hua .... ??
Kab Tak Gagega ?? 🍘🍘🎋
Kisaan - Jab Aapako Pradhaan Mantree Banege Tab .....
😡😖😫😤😤
Thursday, 24 August 2017
Funny Shayari in Hindi for Yamuna Nagar
Navi Sansrwal
10:39
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बंदे है हम Yamuna Nagar के हम पे किसका जोर..
Nehru park में पुलिस खङी तो निकल जाते है Bhagat singh park की ओर..
वो गर्मीयो की शाम, ओर वो iti Road का "जाम"
वो Railway station की "हवा", ओर वो Gaba Hospital की "दवा"
वो SD School का नजारा ओर वो City Centre का फुहारा
Ramesh वाले की "kulfi" ओर वो Bikenar ka golgapaa
वो Yamuna Nagar कि "शान" ओर वो Meena Bajar wala पान"
वो Maharana प्रताप चौक के गोलगप्पे ओर Shubham wale की चाऊमीन
वो DAV की "छोरीयां " और वो Bikaner की कचोरीयां
वो GNG, college की *"सडकें" जहा ना जाने कितने दिल "धडके"
वो मस्ती से भरी " यादें " ऐसी है कुछ हमारे Yamuna Nagar की बातें
कभी दिल करे Yamuna Nagar का नजारा देखने आना। 😀😀
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