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Friday 29 September 2017

Have a wonderful Happy Dussehra 2017

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 Have a wonderful Happy Dussehra 2017


*Burn all ego, hatred and anger within you along with the effigy of Ravana
May you be successful and happy ever!
Happy Dussehra!


*May this Dussehra,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dussehra.


*It is a great day to start any good work,
As it is the day when good triumphed over evil,
May the lord clear all hurdles and sorrows from your life,
And give you happiness and hope today and forever,
Happy Dussehra!!


*May this Dussehra,
God remove all your problems and worries,
Have a wonderful Dussehra!


*Sending my warm wishes for a happy Dussehra!
May the day bring you good fortune and success today and forever.


Wish you every happiness and the fulfillment of all your dreams,
May god bless you to win every hurdle in your life! #HappyDussehra2017





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Monday 25 September 2017

Romantic Love Shayari in Hindi

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Aaj Barish Me Tumhare Sang Nahana Hai,
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Barish Ke Katre Jo Tere Honthon Pe Gire,
Un Katron Ko Apne Honton Se Uthana Hai...!
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Monday 11 September 2017

Shubh Mangal Saavdhan Dialogues Ayushmann Khurrana and Bhumi Pednekar

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 Shubh Mangal Saavdhan Movie Dialogues: Ayushmann Khurrana and Bhumi Pednekar

1. Usne bhi mujhe chuaa hai. Yeh dekho nishaan. One side nahin hai hamara pyaar yaar.



2. Aurat ka shareer rahasya ka khazana hota hai. Ek bandh goofa mein rehta hai. Aur yeh goofa kab khulti hai pata hai?

Jab koi ‘khulja sim sim’ bolta hai Mummy,

Nahin nahin nahin nahin. Suhaagraat waale din khulti hai aur chaalis chor ke liye nahin khulti. Sirf Alibaba ke liye khulti hai.

Aur agar Alibaba goofa tak pahuche hi na toh?



3. Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na, dimaag hi kharaab hai. Nahin, shakal chooze bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif.

Khud toh aam-vaam chuss ke nikal jayengi aur saara pressure hamare pe aa jata hai!



4. Woh mera launda hai. Uska kuch bhi nanha sa nahin ho sakta.



5. “Pairi pauna, Papaji.”

“Pairi pauna chodo. Yeh jo aadha pauna bacha hai na aapka, woh sambhaalo aap.”

Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar, Dialogues, Features, Hitesh Kewalya, Shubh Mangal Saavdhan


Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar, Dialogues, Features, Hitesh Kewalya, Shubh Mangal Saavdhan
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Thursday 24 August 2017

Funny Shayari in Hindi for Yamuna Nagar

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"Yamuna Nagar" वालों ने तो सारा शहर कविता में बता दिया, आपके शहर का भी बता दो 😀

बंदे है हम Yamuna Nagar के हम पे किसका जोर..

Nehru park में पुलिस खङी तो निकल जाते है Bhagat singh park की  ओर..

वो गर्मीयो की शाम,  ओर वो iti Road का "जाम"

वो Railway station की  "हवा", ओर वो Gaba Hospital की "दवा"

वो  SD School का नजारा ओर वो City Centre का फुहारा

Ramesh वाले  की "kulfi" ओर वो Bikenar ka golgapaa

वो Yamuna Nagar कि "शान"  ओर वो  Meena Bajar wala पान"

वो Maharana प्रताप चौक के गोलगप्पे ओर Shubham wale की चाऊमीन

वो DAV की "छोरी‍यां " और वो  Bikaner की कचोरी‍यां

वो GNG, college की *"सडकें" जहा ना जाने कितने दिल "धडके"

वो मस्ती से भरी  " यादें " ऐसी है कुछ हमारे  Yamuna Nagar की बातें

कभी दिल करे Yamuna Nagar का नजारा देखने आना। 😀😀

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Tuesday 22 August 2017

15 Funny Dialogues From Akshay Kumar Toilet Ek Prem Katha

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15 Funny Dialogues From Akshay Kumar's "Toilet Ek Prem Katha"


1. Ek To Manglik,
Uper Se Kundli Main Dosh
Ye Bhains Hi Bachayegi Iska
Jeewan Sankat....!


2. Haan Bhabi, Chalo
Sava Chaar Ho Gaye
Sab Intezaar Kar Rahe Hain,
Lota Party Me Tumhare
"WELCOME KA"



3. Oh Bhai Sahab,
Seede Baat Kro Yahan..

Badtameez Keh Do Madam,
Bhai Sahab Na Kaho Plz...


4. Ab To Bas Mangal
Hi Mangal Hoyego

Mangal Kya, Ab
To Bhaiya Dangal Karego..


5. Ek Shauch Ke Liye Itna Gussa?


6. Unhone Toh Meri Kismat
Ghusalkhane Me Baith
Ke Likhi Hogi

Hm, To Upar Se
Flush Aur Kar Diya...!


7. Jis Aangan Me Tulsi Lagaate Hain
Vahan Shauch Karna Shuru Kar Dein..?
8. Apni Aurar Ka Sab Ke Saamne
Pardarshan Karna Dharm Hai?

Ya Khule Me Hagne Me Bahot
Shuddhi Hai..?

9. Mard To Ghar Ke Piche Baith Jate Hain
Par Hum To Aurtein Hain,
Hume To Har Cheez Ke Liye
Zada Mehnat Karni Padegi..!
10. Ab To Biwi Vapis Aye Na Aye,
Sandass To La Ke Chhoduga Is
Gaon Me "Radhe Radhe"...!

11. Biwi Pass Chahye,
To Ghr Me Sandass "Chahye"..!
12. Ye Jo Aap Gareebon ka Khana Khate Hain,
Isey Nikaale "Kahan" Hai...!


13. If You Change Nothing,
"Nothing" Will Change..!


14. Aashiqon Ne Aashiqi Ke Liye "Taj Mahal"
Bana Diya
Saala Hum Ik Sandass Na Banna Sakein..!


15. Dikh Raho Hai Kya Babuji?
Jwala Phoot "Rhi Hai" Andar...







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Monday 21 August 2017

Gindgi Ko Samjna Bahoot Mushkil Hai

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जिन्दंगी को समझना
बहुत मुशकिल हैं,
कोई सपनों की खातिर "अपनों" से दूर रहता हैं,
और, कोई "अपनों" के खातिर सपनों से दूर!!....

Gindgi Ko Samjna Bahoot Mushkil Hai,
Koi Sapno Ki Khatir "Apno" Se Door Rahta Hai,
Or, Koi "Apno" Ke Khatir Sapno Se Door!!..
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Saturday 19 August 2017

Latest Funny Jokes of Jija Sali

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😂😂😂
आजकल पेरेंट्स 1 लड़का और
1 लड़की के बाद पूर्ण परिवार कह देते है
हमे  डर है की, भविष्य में "साली" नाम की
सुन्दर प्रजाति लुप्त ना हो जाये. 
😂😂😂
विश्व जीजा संघ
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Friday 18 August 2017

Funny Jokes-Boy: I Love You

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Boy: I Love U..!
Girl: I Love U Too..!
Girl: Kitna Pyar Kerte Ho Tum Mujse
Boy: Jitna Tum Krti Ho..!
Girl: Kamine.. Ishka Matlab Tu Bhi Timepass Hi Kr Rha Hai..!

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Friday 11 August 2017

71st Happy Independence Day 2017 Picture Photo Indian HD Wallpaper

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Happy Independence Day with Proud to be an Indian HD Wallpaper, National Flag HD Images, Independence Day with Freedom Fighter HD Image.

71st Happy Independence Day 2017 | Picture | Photo | Indian HD Wallpaper











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Amazing Cartooning Chandigarh Stalking and Haryana CM Manohar Lal Khattar

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Amazing how much cartooning talent goes uncelebrated just because it isn't in English.
This one by Chandan on Chd stalking & Haryana CM Manohar Lal Khattar.

Chandigarh Stalking Case Vikas Barala

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